Auto commit: 2026-01-21T17:00:46.423Z

.htaccess

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-DirectoryIndex index.php index.html
-Options -Indexes
-Options -MultiViews
-
+# BEGIN WordPress
+<IfModule mod_rewrite.c>
 RewriteEngine On
-
-# 0) Serve existing files/directories as-is
-RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} -f [OR]
-RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} -d
-RewriteRule ^ - [L]
-
-# 1) Internal map: /page or /page/ -> /page.php (if such PHP file exists)
-RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME}.php -f
-RewriteRule ^(.+?)/?$ $1.php [L]
-
-# 2) Optional: strip trailing slash for non-directories (keeps .php links working)
+RewriteRule .* - [E=HTTP_AUTHORIZATION:%{HTTP:Authorization}]
+RewriteBase /
+RewriteRule ^index\.php$ - [L]
+RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
 RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
-RewriteRule ^(.+)/$ $1 [R=301,L]
+RewriteRule . /index.php [L]
+</IfModule>
+# END WordPress

admin_credentials.txt

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+WordPress Admin Credentials:
+URL: http://localhost/wp-admin
+Username: admin
+Password: J12AcemJKhEQJTi9

assets/images/manifest.json

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+{
+    "hero": "assets\/images\/hero.jpg",
+    "beer1": "assets\/images\/beer1.jpg",
+    "party1": "assets\/images\/party1.jpg",
+    "grill1": "assets\/images\/grill1.jpg"
+}

fetch_images.php

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+<?php
+require_once __DIR__ . '/includes/pexels.php';
+
+$queries = [
+    'hero' => 'party friends beer',
+    'beer1' => 'beer mug',
+    'party1' => 'night club party',
+    'grill1' => 'bbq grill meat'
+];
+
+$images = [];
+
+foreach ($queries as $key => $query) {
+    echo "Fetching image for: $query...\n";
+    $url = 'https://api.pexels.com/v1/search?query=' . urlencode($query) . '&per_page=1&page=1';
+    $data = pexels_get($url);
+    if ($data && !empty($data['photos'])) {
+        $photo = $data['photos'][0];
+        $src = $photo['src']['large2x'] ?? $photo['src']['large'];
+        $dest = __DIR__ . '/assets/images/' . $key . '.jpg';
+        if (download_to($src, $dest)) {
+            $images[$key] = 'assets/images/' . $key . '.jpg';
+            echo "Downloaded to $dest\n";
+        } else {
+            echo "Failed to download $src\n";
+        }
+    } else {
+        echo "No photos found for $query\n";
+    }
+}
+
+file_put_contents(__DIR__ . '/assets/images/manifest.json', json_encode($images, JSON_PRETTY_PRINT));
+

generate_content.php

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+<?php
+require_once __DIR__ . '/ai/LocalAIApi.php';
+
+$prompt = "You are the 'Bro' editor for 'Real Bro Blog'. Generate 3 'Bro Tips of the Week' and 1 'Bro Manifesto' intro for the homepage. Keep it casual, high-energy, and related to beer, parties, and lifestyle. Output in JSON format with keys 'tips' (array of strings) and 'manifesto' (string).";
+
+$resp = LocalAIApi::createResponse(
+    [
+        'input' => [
+            ['role' => 'system', 'content' => 'You are a bro-culture content creator.'],
+            ['role' => 'user', 'content' => $prompt],
+        ],
+    ]
+);
+
+if (!empty($resp['success'])) {
+    $text = LocalAIApi::extractText($resp);
+    echo $text;
+} else {
+    echo "AI Error: " . ($resp['error'] ?? 'unknown');
+}

includes/pexels.php

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+<?php
+function pexels_key() {
+  $k = getenv('PEXELS_KEY');
+  return $k && strlen($k) > 0 ? $k : 'Vc99rnmOhHhJAbgGQoKLZtsaIVfkeownoQNbTj78VemUjKh08ZYRbf18';
+}
+function pexels_get($url) {
+  $ch = curl_init();
+  curl_setopt_array($ch, [
+    CURLOPT_URL => $url,
+    CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER => true,
+    CURLOPT_HTTPHEADER => [ 'Authorization: '. pexels_key() ],
+    CURLOPT_TIMEOUT => 15,
+  ]);
+  $resp = curl_exec($ch);
+  $code = curl_getinfo($ch, CURLINFO_HTTP_CODE);
+  curl_close($ch);
+  if ($code >= 200 && $code < 300 && $resp) return json_decode($resp, true);
+  return null;
+}
+function download_to($srcUrl, $destPath) {
+  $data = @file_get_contents($srcUrl);
+  if ($data === false) return false;
+  if (!is_dir(dirname($destPath))) mkdir(dirname($destPath), 0775, true);
+  return file_put_contents($destPath, $data) !== false;
+}

wp-content/mu-plugins/bro-styles.php

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+<?php
+add_action('wp_head', function() {
+    echo '<style>
+        :root { 
+            --wp--preset--color--primary: #FFBF00 !important; 
+            --bro-amber: #FFBF00;
+            --bro-dark: #0A0A0A;
+            --bro-glass: rgba(255, 191, 0, 0.1);
+        }
+        body { background-color: var(--bro-dark) !important; color: #FFFFFF !important; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; }
+        .wp-block-post-title a, h1, h2, h3 { color: var(--bro-amber) !important; font-weight: 900 !important; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: -0.02em; }
+        .wp-block-navigation a { color: #FFFFFF !important; font-weight: bold; text-transform: uppercase; font-size: 0.9rem; transition: color 0.3s ease; }
+        .wp-block-navigation a:hover { color: var(--bro-amber) !important; }
+        .wp-block-navigation .wp-block-navigation-item.has-child { position: relative; }
+        .wp-block-navigation .wp-block-navigation__submenu-container { 
+            background-color: #111 !important; 
+            border: 1px solid var(--bro-amber); 
+            padding: 10px !important;
+            border-radius: 8px;
+        }
+        .wp-block-navigation .wp-block-navigation__submenu-container a {
+            font-size: 0.8rem !important;
+        }
+        .wp-block-button__link { background-color: var(--bro-amber) !important; color: #000 !important; border-radius: 8px !important; font-weight: 800 !important; text-transform: uppercase; border: none !important; transition: transform 0.2s ease, box-shadow 0.2s ease; }
+        .wp-block-button__link:hover { transform: translateY(-2px); box-shadow: 0 4px 15px rgba(255, 191, 0, 0.4); }
+        
+        /* Glassmorphism effect for groups */
+        .has-background.has-black-background-color {
+            background-color: rgba(20, 20, 20, 0.8) !important;
+            backdrop-filter: blur(10px);
+            border: 1px solid rgba(255, 191, 0, 0.2);
+            box-shadow: 0 8px 32px 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8);
+        }
+        
+        .wp-block-cover__inner-container h1 {
+            text-shadow: 0 0 20px rgba(255, 191, 0, 0.5);
+        }
+        
+        .wp-block-query .wp-block-post-template {
+            border-bottom: 1px solid #222;
+            padding-bottom: 20px;
+            margin-bottom: 20px;
+        }
+        
+        footer { border-top: 1px solid #222; padding-top: 40px; opacity: 0.8; }
+    </style>';
+});

wp-content/plugins/bro-beer-reviews/bro-beer-reviews.php

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+<?php
+/**
+ * Plugin Name: Bro Beer Reviews
+ * Description: A rating system for the real bro to rate their brews.
+ * Version: 1.0.0
+ * Author: Real Bro
+ */
+
+if ( ! defined( 'ABSPATH' ) ) {
+    exit;
+}
+
+// Register Custom Post Type: Beer Review
+function bro_register_beer_review_cpt() {
+    $labels = array(
+        'name'                  => 'Beer Reviews',
+        'singular_name'         => 'Beer Review',
+        'menu_name'             => 'Beer Reviews',
+        'add_new_item'          => 'Add New Beer Review',
+        'edit_item'             => 'Edit Beer Review',
+        'new_item'              => 'New Beer Review',
+        'view_item'             => 'View Beer Review',
+        'search_items'          => 'Search Beer Reviews',
+    );
+
+    $args = array(
+        'labels'             => $labels,
+        'public'             => true,
+        'has_archive'        => true,
+        'menu_icon'          => 'dashicons-beer',
+        'supports'           => array( 'title', 'editor', 'thumbnail', 'excerpt' ),
+        'rewrite'            => array( 'slug' => 'beer-review' ),
+        'show_in_rest'       => true, // Enable Gutenberg
+    );
+
+    register_post_type( 'beer_review', $args );
+}
+add_action( 'init', 'bro_register_beer_review_cpt' );
+
+// Add Meta Box for Rating
+function bro_add_beer_rating_meta_box() {
+    add_meta_box(
+        'bro_beer_rating_box',
+        'Bro Rating (1-5 Bottles)',
+        'bro_render_beer_rating_meta_box',
+        'beer_review',
+        'side',
+        'high'
+    );
+}
+add_action( 'add_meta_boxes', 'bro_add_beer_rating_meta_box' );
+
+function bro_render_beer_rating_meta_box( $post ) {
+    $rating = get_post_meta( $post->ID, '_bro_beer_rating', true );
+    wp_nonce_field( 'bro_save_beer_rating', 'bro_beer_rating_nonce' );
+    ?>
+    <select name="bro_beer_rating" style="width: 100%;">
+        <?php for ( $i = 1; $i <= 5; $i++ ) : ?>
+            <option value="<?php echo $i; ?>" <?php selected( $rating, $i ); ?>>
+                <?php echo $i; ?> Bottle<?php echo $i > 1 ? 's' : ''; ?>
+            </option>
+        <?php endfor; ?>
+    </select>
+    <?php
+}
+
+// Save Meta Box Data
+function bro_save_beer_rating_data( $post_id ) {
+    if ( ! isset( $_POST['bro_beer_rating_nonce'] ) || ! wp_verify_nonce( $_POST['bro_beer_rating_nonce'], 'bro_save_beer_rating' ) ) {
+        return;
+    }
+
+    if ( defined( 'DOING_AUTOSAVE' ) && DOING_AUTOSAVE ) {
+        return;
+    }
+
+    if ( ! current_user_can( 'edit_post', $post_id ) ) {
+        return;
+    }
+
+    if ( isset( $_POST['bro_beer_rating'] ) ) {
+        update_post_meta( $post_id, '_bro_beer_rating', sanitize_text_field( $_POST['bro_beer_rating'] ) );
+    }
+}
+add_action( 'save_post', 'bro_save_beer_rating_data' );
+
+// Display Rating on Frontend
+function bro_display_beer_rating( $content ) {
+    if ( is_singular( 'beer_review' ) && in_the_loop() && is_main_query() ) {
+        $rating = get_post_meta( get_the_ID(), '_bro_beer_rating', true );
+        if ( $rating ) {
+            $stars = '';
+            for ( $i = 1; $i <= 5; $i++ ) {
+                $color = $i <= $rating ? '#FFBF00' : '#444';
+                $stars .= '<span style="color:' . $color . '; font-size: 24px; margin-right: 5px;">🍺</span>';
+            }
+            $rating_html = '<div class="bro-beer-rating" style="margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 10px; background: #1a1a1a; border-radius: 8px; border-left: 4px solid #FFBF00;">';
+            $rating_html .= '<strong style="color: #FFBF00; text-transform: uppercase; font-family: sans-serif;">Bro Rating:</strong><br>' . $stars;
+            $rating_html .= '</div>';
+            $footer_link = '<div style="margin-top: 30px;"><a href="' . get_post_type_archive_link('beer_review') . '" style="color: #FFBF00; font-weight: bold; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none;">← Back to All Reviews</a></div>';
+            return $rating_html . $content . $footer_link;
+        }
+    }
+    return $content;
+}
+add_filter( 'the_content', 'bro_display_beer_rating' );

wp-content/plugins/bro-hangs/bro-hangs.php

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+<?php
+/**
+ * Plugin Name: Bro Hangs Map
+ * Description: Displays a map of legendary bro hangouts.
+ * Version: 1.0.0
+ * Author: Real Bro
+ */
+
+if (!defined('ABSPATH')) exit;
+
+// Register CPT
+add_action('init', 'bro_register_hangout_cpt');
+function bro_register_hangout_cpt() {
+    $labels = array(
+        'name' => 'Hangouts',
+        'singular_name' => 'Hangout',
+        'menu_name' => 'Party Map',
+        'add_new' => 'Add New Hangout',
+        'add_new_item' => 'Add New Hangout',
+        'edit_item' => 'Edit Hangout',
+        'new_item' => 'New Hangout',
+        'view_item' => 'View Hangout',
+        'search_items' => 'Search Hangouts',
+        'not_found' => 'No hangouts found',
+    );
+    $args = array(
+        'labels' => $labels,
+        'public' => true,
+        'has_archive' => true,
+        'menu_icon' => 'dashicons-location-alt',
+        'supports' => array('title', 'editor', 'thumbnail'),
+        'show_in_rest' => true,
+    );
+    register_post_type('bro_hangout', $args);
+}
+
+// Add Meta Boxes for Latitude and Longitude
+add_action('add_meta_boxes', 'bro_add_hangout_meta_boxes');
+function bro_add_hangout_meta_boxes() {
+    add_meta_box('bro_hangout_location', 'Hangout Location', 'bro_hangout_location_callback', 'bro_hangout', 'normal', 'high');
+}
+
+function bro_hangout_location_callback($post) {
+    $lat = get_post_meta($post->ID, '_bro_lat', true);
+    $lng = get_post_meta($post->ID, '_bro_lng', true);
+    wp_nonce_field('bro_hangout_save', 'bro_hangout_nonce');
+    ?>
+    <p>
+        <label for="bro_lat">Latitude:</label>
+        <input type="text" id="bro_lat" name="bro_lat" value="<?php echo esc_attr($lat); ?>" class="widefat">
+    </p>
+    <p>
+        <label for="bro_lng">Longitude:</label>
+        <input type="text" id="bro_lng" name="bro_lng" value="<?php echo esc_attr($lng); ?>" class="widefat">
+    </p>
+    <p class="description">Pro tip: Use Google Maps or similar to get coordinates. (e.g. 40.7128, -74.0060)</p>
+    <?php
+}
+
+add_action('save_post', 'bro_save_hangout_meta');
+function bro_save_hangout_meta($post_id) {
+    if (!isset($_POST['bro_hangout_nonce']) || !wp_verify_nonce($_POST['bro_hangout_nonce'], 'bro_hangout_save')) return;
+    if (defined('DOING_AUTOSAVE') && DOING_AUTOSAVE) return;
+    if (!current_user_can('edit_post', $post_id)) return;
+
+    if (isset($_POST['bro_lat'])) update_post_meta($post_id, '_bro_lat', sanitize_text_field($_POST['bro_lat']));
+    if (isset($_POST['bro_lng'])) update_post_meta($post_id, '_bro_lng', sanitize_text_field($_POST['bro_lng']));
+}
+
+// Shortcode to display the map
+add_shortcode('bro_map', 'bro_display_map');
+function bro_display_map() {
+    wp_enqueue_style('leaflet-css', 'https://unpkg.com/leaflet@1.9.4/dist/leaflet.css');
+    wp_enqueue_script('leaflet-js', 'https://unpkg.com/leaflet@1.9.4/dist/leaflet.js', array(), null, true);
+
+    ob_start();
+    ?>
+    <div id="bro-party-map" style="height: 500px; width: 100%; border-radius: 15px; border: 3px solid #FFBF00; margin: 20px 0;"></div>
+    <script>
+        document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function() {
+            if (typeof L === 'undefined') return;
+
+            var map = L.map('bro-party-map').setView([40.7128, -74.0060], 13);
+            L.tileLayer('https://{s}.basemaps.cartocdn.com/dark_all/{z}/{x}/{y}{r}.png', {
+                attribution: '&copy; <a href="https://www.openstreetmap.org/copyright">OpenStreetMap</a> contributors &copy; <a href="https://carto.com/attributions">CARTO</a>',
+                subdomains: 'abcd',
+                maxZoom: 20
+            }).addTo(map);
+
+            // Fetch hangouts via REST API
+            fetch('/wp-json/wp/v2/bro_hangout?_embed')
+                .then(response => response.json())
+                .then(hangouts => {
+                    var bounds = [];
+                    hangouts.forEach(hangout => {
+                        var lat = hangout.meta ? hangout.meta._bro_lat : null;
+                        var lng = hangout.meta ? hangout.meta._bro_lng : null;
+
+                        // Fallback to searching meta directly if not in REST (REST meta needs registration)
+                        // For now, let's use a custom endpoint or ensure meta is public
+                        if (!lat || !lng) {
+                            // If REST doesn't show meta, we might need a custom endpoint
+                        }
+                    });
+                });
+
+            // Since REST meta registration is a bit verbose, let's inject markers directly for now via PHP localized script or just a simple global
+            <?php
+            $hangouts = get_posts(array('post_type' => 'bro_hangout', 'numberposts' => -1));
+            $markers = array();
+            foreach ($hangouts as $h) {
+                $lat = get_post_meta($h->ID, '_bro_lat', true);
+                $lng = get_post_meta($h->ID, '_bro_lng', true);
+                if ($lat && $lng) {
+                    $markers[] = array(
+                        'lat' => (float)$lat,
+                        'lng' => (float)$lng,
+                        'title' => $h->post_title,
+                        'content' => wp_trim_words($h->post_content, 20),
+                        'link' => get_permalink($h->ID)
+                    );
+                }
+            }
+            ?>
+            var markers = <?php echo json_encode($markers); ?>;
+            var group = L.featureGroup();
+
+            markers.forEach(function(m) {
+                var marker = L.marker([m.lat, m.lng]).addTo(map);
+                marker.bindPopup("<b>" + m.title + "</b><br>" + m.content + "<br><a href='" + m.link + "' style='color:#FFBF00;'>Check it out</a>");
+                group.addLayer(marker);
+            });
+
+            if (markers.length > 0) {
+                map.fitBounds(group.getBounds());
+            }
+        });
+    </script>
+    <style>
+        .leaflet-popup-content-wrapper {
+            background: #1a1a1a;
+            color: #fff;
+            border: 1px solid #FFBF00;
+        }
+        .leaflet-popup-tip {
+            background: #FFBF00;
+        }
+    </style>
+    <?php
+    return ob_get_clean();
+}
+
+// Display Back to Map link on singular hangout
+add_filter('the_content', function($content) {
+    if (is_singular('bro_hangout') && in_the_loop() && is_main_query()) {
+        $footer_link = '<div style="margin-top: 30px; padding-top: 20px; border-top: 1px solid #333;">';
+        $footer_link .= '<a href="/party-map/" style="color: #FFBF00; font-weight: bold; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none;">← Back to Party Map</a>';
+        $footer_link .= '</div>';
+        return $content . $footer_link;
+    }
+    return $content;
+});

wp-content/plugins/bro-quiz/bro-quiz.php

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+<?php
+/**
+ * Plugin Name: Bro Quiz
+ * Description: Find out what kind of Bro you are!
+ * Version: 1.0.0
+ * Author: Real Bro
+ */
+
+if (!defined('ABSPATH')) exit;
+
+add_shortcode('bro_quiz', 'bro_render_quiz');
+function bro_render_quiz() {
+    ob_start();
+    ?>
+    <div id="bro-quiz-container" style="background: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.05); backdrop-filter: blur(10px); border: 2px solid #FFBF00; padding: 30px; border-radius: 20px; color: #fff; max-width: 600px; margin: 20px auto; text-align: center;">
+        <div id="quiz-intro">
+            <h2 style="color: #FFBF00; text-transform: uppercase;">The Ultimate Bro Quiz</h2>
+            <p>Determine your true beer destiny. Are you a Stout Sentinel or a Lager Legend?</p>
+            <button onclick="startBroQuiz()" style="background: #FFBF00; color: #000; border: none; padding: 15px 30px; border-radius: 50px; font-weight: bold; cursor: pointer; text-transform: uppercase; margin-top: 20px;">Start Quiz</button>
+        </div>
+        <div id="quiz-content" style="display: none;">
+            <h3 id="quiz-question" style="margin-bottom: 20px;"></h3>
+            <div id="quiz-options" style="display: flex; flex-direction: column; gap: 10px;"></div>
+        </div>
+        <div id="quiz-result" style="display: none;">
+            <h2 style="color: #FFBF00;">Your Result:</h2>
+            <h1 id="result-title" style="font-size: 3rem; margin: 10px 0;"></h1>
+            <p id="result-desc"></p>
+            <div style="display: flex; gap: 10px; justify-content: center; margin-top: 20px;">
+                <button onclick="location.reload()" style="background: transparent; color: #FFBF00; border: 2px solid #FFBF00; padding: 10px 20px; border-radius: 50px; cursor: pointer;">Take it again</button>
+                <a href="/" style="background: #FFBF00; color: #000; border: none; padding: 10px 20px; border-radius: 50px; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">Back to Home</a>
+            </div>
+        </div>
+    </div>
+
+    <script>
+        const questions = [
+            {
+                q: "It's Friday night, 8 PM. Where are you?",
+                a: [
+                    { t: "At the bar with a cold lager.", s: "lager" },
+                    { t: "Hosting a basement rager.", s: "party" },
+                    { t: "Sipping an artisanal IPA.", s: "ipa" },
+                    { t: "In the gym, getting those gains.", s: "protein" }
+                ]
+            },
+            {
+                q: "Favorite pizza topping?",
+                a: [
+                    { t: "Double Meat.", s: "protein" },
+                    { t: "Whatever is left in the box.", s: "party" },
+                    { t: "Plain Cheese, keep it classic.", s: "lager" },
+                    { t: "Goat cheese and arugula.", s: "ipa" }
+                ]
+            },
+            {
+                q: "Your go-to music volume?",
+                a: [
+                    { t: "11. My neighbors should hear it.", s: "party" },
+                    { t: "Moderate, enough for conversation.", s: "lager" },
+                    { t: "I prefer podcasts about hops.", s: "ipa" },
+                    { t: "Heavy metal for the PRs.", s: "protein" }
+                ]
+            }
+        ];
+
+        let currentQ = 0;
+        let scores = { lager: 0, party: 0, ipa: 0, protein: 0 };
+
+        function startBroQuiz() {
+            document.getElementById('quiz-intro').style.display = 'none';
+            document.getElementById('quiz-content').style.display = 'block';
+            showQuestion();
+        }
+
+        function showQuestion() {
+            const q = questions[currentQ];
+            document.getElementById('quiz-question').innerText = q.q;
+            const optionsDiv = document.getElementById('quiz-options');
+            optionsDiv.innerHTML = '';
+            q.a.forEach(opt => {
+                const btn = document.createElement('button');
+                btn.innerText = opt.t;
+                btn.style.cssText = "background: rgba(255,191,0,0.1); color: #fff; border: 1px solid #FFBF00; padding: 12px; border-radius: 10px; cursor: pointer; transition: 0.3s; text-align: left;";
+                btn.onmouseover = () => btn.style.background = "rgba(255,191,0,0.3)";
+                btn.onmouseout = () => btn.style.background = "rgba(255,191,0,0.1)";
+                btn.onclick = () => selectOption(opt.s);
+                optionsDiv.appendChild(btn);
+            });
+        }
+
+        function selectOption(s) {
+            scores[s]++;
+            currentQ++;
+            if (currentQ < questions.length) {
+                showQuestion();
+            } else {
+                showResult();
+            }
+        }
+
+        function showResult() {
+            document.getElementById('quiz-content').style.display = 'none';
+            document.getElementById('quiz-result').style.display = 'block';
+            
+            let maxScore = 0;
+            let result = 'lager';
+            for (const [key, value] of Object.entries(scores)) {
+                if (value > maxScore) {
+                    maxScore = value;
+                    result = key;
+                }
+            }
+
+            const resultsMap = {
+                lager: { t: "The Lager Legend", d: "You're a classic bro. Dependable, chill, and always down for a good time without the drama." },
+                party: { t: "The Party Animal", d: "You don't just go to the party, you ARE the party. Keep those speakers loud and the beer flowing." },
+                ipa: { t: "The IPA Intellectual", d: "You appreciate the finer notes of hops and life. A bit sophisticated, but still one of the boys." },
+                protein: { t: "The Iron Bro", d: "Weights before dates. You're dedicated to the grind, but you know how to celebrate a PR properly." }
+            };
+
+            document.getElementById('result-title').innerText = resultsMap[result].t;
+            document.getElementById('result-desc').innerText = resultsMap[result].d;
+        }
+    </script>
+    <?php
+    return ob_get_clean();
+}