'DreamyDolphin', 'title' => 'Manifesting a trip to Japan', 'body' => 'I can already taste the ramen and see the cherry blossoms. My bags are packed (in my head).' ], [ 'username' => 'CosmicCat', 'title' => 'My cat is secretly a world-renowned philosopher', 'body' => 'He just sits there, judging my life choices. I am sure he is pondering the meaning of existence.' ], [ 'username' => 'StarlightSailor', 'title' => 'I am the main character', 'body' => 'The world is my movie, and I am just waiting for the plot twist. It is going to be epic.' ], [ 'username' => 'MoonbeamMoth', 'title' => 'My plants are my therapists', 'body' => 'They listen to all my problems and never talk back. Best therapy session ever.' ], ]; $pdo = db(); $stmt = $pdo->prepare('INSERT INTO delulus (username, title, body) VALUES (?, ?, ?)'); foreach ($delulus as $delulu) { $stmt->execute([$delulu['username'], $delulu['title'], $delulu['body']]); } echo 'Database seeded successfully!';